I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
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I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
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I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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