i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
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I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
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I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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