i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
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I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
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George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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