That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
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We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
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Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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