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what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
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The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
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so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
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