Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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