VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
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Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
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George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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