I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
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Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
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Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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