A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
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You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
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Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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