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i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
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i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
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I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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