Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
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on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
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hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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