We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
i think i have herpe
just one?
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
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The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
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I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
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