Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
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She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
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It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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