woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
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Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
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wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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