at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
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I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
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That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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