garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
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Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
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I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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