help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
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Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Thank you for not boning my boss.
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I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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