I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
It's like God shit irony all over that family
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
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the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
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Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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