So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
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remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
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I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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