you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
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I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
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Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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