she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
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i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
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I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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