Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
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just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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