the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
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I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
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Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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