how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
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low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
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He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize