so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
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So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
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Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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