love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
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He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
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I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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