That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
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Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
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there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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