You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
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she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
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I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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