She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Randomize