how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
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I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
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I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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