Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
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Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
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Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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