hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
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I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
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Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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