dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
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I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
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Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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