do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
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the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
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there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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