i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
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All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
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I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
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