I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
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There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
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I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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