Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
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He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
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Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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