I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
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Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
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Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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