Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Randomize