Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
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My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
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After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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