She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
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so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
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I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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