I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
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There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
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I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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