Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
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she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
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Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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