dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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