fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
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Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
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Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
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