We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
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Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
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Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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