the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
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that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
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No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I can't turn off my feet"
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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