Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
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Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
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sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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