u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
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while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
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Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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