Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
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Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
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The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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